202 Vincent Road Leopold County, 34651 January 5, 1990
Mr. Jake Finlay Box 20 Leopold County, 62260
Dear Mr.J.Finley:
Hello my name is Ky Mori. My name may not be familiar to you due to the standards in which we met on the night of December 23rd.
I saw your story in the National Enquirer and immediately recognized you. The story seemed oddly familiar, but not in the same sense you may think. That night my family and I participated in our usual traditions of dressing in red pajamas, watching movies and eating our favorite Japanese dish, when we saw you outside our window. You slipped every step you took. You were heavily intoxicated, had trouble hearing and were clueless of what was happening around you. Our clear glass dome house, Japanese appearance, modern technology and way of living must have confused you awfully. We gave you a yellow poncho and flashlight when you demanded to leave. This was the last time we saw you, until we read your article.
I’d like to apologize for the misunderstanding. I hope that this is more clear to you and I’d really appreciate if you wrote back soon to discuss the situation furthermore. Maybe another time I can take you for a ride in my saucer and we can save the moon for Kerdy Dickus.